well i don wanna talk bout FYP r other borin issues. yea life is short letz make the most out it by havin fun. O btw ... good luk to those flying off 2day have u have a safe trip take care .
Just to lighten up ur lives a bit... MAKE SURE U READ EM AND LAUGH UR HEAD OFF ! :D
Sahara Pipelini
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the
Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth
and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Pamela Anderson;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Paris Hilton; and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sarah Pipelini..
"St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says,
"I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes an old newspaper clipping out of
her habit and hands it to St. Peter.St. Peter reads
the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says.....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by1400 men in 6 months."
Winnie the Pooh
How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? - By sticking your finger in >his honey
christmas trees and balls
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?>Their balls are just for decoration.
food brands and instructions
Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (not cold mey? WTF?)
On a hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping (Hmm pretty in dreamland eh ?)
On a bag of breakfast cereals -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(offer valid to shoplifters only)
On a bottle of sleeping pills -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (like duh ?)
child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(parents beware!)
